where are the titties? I got bored.

greeklesbian:

when my parents complain about me image

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4:53pm with 122,075 notes

otterboxes:

don’t talk to me about struggle until your headphones only work if you hold them in a certain position

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10:52pm with 502,421 notes

maidenmothercronus:

inconvenientlylargelizard:

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

  1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
  2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

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1:23am with 126,330 notes

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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Updates:

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12:19am with 366,974 notes

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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9:11pm with 217,649 notes