where are the titties? I got bored.

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

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tavr0ss: what does puta mean? 

peachesnchapinx:

carlospalrner:

It means companion or best friend :)

12:57am with 104,523 notes

antiteen:

me: *pulls up a chair next to drake*

drake: why u here

me: beyonce 

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12:25am with 13,874 notes

mymompickedthisurl:

liaaxoo:

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

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