where are the titties? I got bored.


Cleaning my room be like


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: Introducing your kids to people

9:40pm with 52,295 notes
Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.

How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

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