where are the titties? I got bored.

astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

(via penis-hilton)

12:27am with 86,977 notes

tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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(via pizza)

12:11am with 138,557 notes

espeyonce:

when u accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

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(Source: god2007, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

11:53am with 79,739 notes

me nd my cougar gf

me: babe i love your necklace
gf: thats me Life Alert®

9:23pm with 70,490 notes